GIVE ME YOUR BEST PUNS

[DJStitch]

Go on then

 

[DJStitch]

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

 

[DJStitch]

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

 

[DJStitch]

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..

 

[DJStitch]

I hate insects puns, they really bug me

 

[DJStitch]

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

 

[DJStitch]

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 

[Waistel]

I find New Years to be very stressful. I've been diagnosed with Auld Lanxiety.

 

[MSgtPorkins]

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

 

[Aetholite]

Why can't einstein build a wall? Because he only has one stone!