The Blizzard-Inspired Game You Didn’t Know You Were Waiting For: BoneCraft

Every once in awhile you will get a news release from a game company that can only be described as…breath-taking. Well this is one such news release.

Now BoneCraft (yes, BoneCraft) is a porn parody (yes, porn parody) of two popular games, World of Warcraft and Starcraft. I can’t make this up, here’s the press release.

For the press release and more info be sure to hit the jump!

“Somewhere, in some galaxy, a peaceful land of orcs and elves is about to be torn apart.

A mighty spacecraft hurtles through the sky, filled with invaders from a planet far away. They call themselves the Good Ol’ Boys, but the elves fear nothing good will come of their visit. These drunken space marines are about to discover that the planet harbors the most precious commodity in the universe: elf pussy.

Can the elves vanquish this new enemy before they discover the secret elf brothels? Will the horny orcs be able to resist the charms of their sexy elf neighbors? And how will they defeat the most frightening enemy of all?”

I can only guess who the most frightening enemy could be. Look forward to slaying Arthas: The Dick King and Kerrigan: Queen of AIDS sometime later this year for PC.