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• Metal Gear Solid 3 will eat some snake on the 3DS in 2011

  Posted on September 16th, 2010 The most interesting way to talk about a handheld’s power has always been to compare it to older home consoles, and now we know the 3DS is at least as powerful as a late-life PS2....
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• The Last Guardian gets a release season

  Posted on September 16th, 2010 In addition to a trailer showing lots of puzzleing and nuzzleing with the game’s protagonists, TGS brings a release window for the The Last Guardian: Holiday 2011. Of course, they don’t say which 2011 holiday...
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• Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor coming to Kinect

  Posted on September 16th, 2010 That’s right, the Steel Battalion series has apparently gone to rehab and managed to tame its button-lust. The series is transferring from its infamous bajillion-button controller to a no-button Kinect setup. I give them 5...
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• Suda 51 has a new game. It is called codename D

  Posted on September 16th, 2010 So yeah, it’s a Kinect game, and it has something to do with defeating menacing animal masked people with the power of baseball. Frankly, it could be wierder....
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• This week in fake plastic cover bands: 9/7

  Posted on September 7th, 2010 Y’know, I waited all weekend hoping one of the black guys would pick this one up, but I guess it’s up to me. Anyway, this week Rock Band brings an 8-pack of the D O...
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• WTF, DNF

  Posted on September 5th, 2010 So… yeah… Duke Nukem Forever eh? What a trip huh? I mean, for all intents and purposes it seems Gearbox has just gone and started making their version of a Duke Nukem game. It’s unclear...
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• PAX orgy is a sausage fest

  Posted on August 27th, 2010 …and likely a pasty, overweight one at that. Yes, organizers of a “friendly adult party” to take place in a hotel room at the Penny Arcade Expo next week in Seattle have announced that they...
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• Rock Band 3 setlist revealed through satire

  Posted on August 20th, 2010 Rock Band 3 Setlist OFFICIAL Comment from Harmonix on Vimeo. There’s been some buzz around a video of Harmonix employees flipping through almost the entire Rock Band 3 setlist behind an in-progress video interview with...
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• Watch someone else play Halo Reach

  Posted on August 14th, 2010 I understand that when a highly anticipated game release draws near people like to watch gameplay videos to get excited for playing themselves. That’s fine and not pathetic at all. It’s only pathetic if you...
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• This week in fake plastic cover bands: 8/17

  Posted on August 13th, 2010 This week Rock Band brings together the 2 ends of the indie spectrum: the synthy and the crunchy, with 2 band packs. First, the synthy: Neon Trees – 1983 Neon Trees – Animal Neon Trees...
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